[ ...no words can define the combination of frustration and sheer WTF in Burt's voice today, really. Indeed, they cannot. ] Does anyone know what the hell is up with all the birds today? Y'know, like how they even got on the carav-

[ Excuse him for a minute, dropping the Junogam due to turkey attack. There's a nice, far-from-relaxed shout of " ( Read more... )

Kurt. Finn. Check-in time. [ ...sigh. Not a pleasant day for his head. ]

Anyone else who got here from Lima might wanna put in, too, while I'm at it. Get a headcount now, it'll save us trouble later.

Y'know, when a man goes to sleep in his own home, he kinda expects to wake up there, too. And he expects to wake up a day older and not set back a couple of decades. Guess that was just too much to take for granted, huh. Now don't get me wrong; the fountain of youth thing's supposed to be a sweet deal, but I think it works out better when you don't ( Read more... )